Kareena in my Loo

Over the past week or two, it is becoming extremely dificult for me to fight the temptation of adopting the exquisitely beautiful, ivory coloured, rather healthy looking (I guess she is probably pregnant) common household lizard that resides above the tubelight in my bathroom, as my latest pet animal. 'Kareena Kapoor' is what I intend to christen her, due to the striking resemblance.

However, my dismally poor knowlegde of zoology does to allow me to ascertain the sex of this lizard. Though, given her stunning facial features and alluring body language, it can be safely assumed that she is female. Furthermore, possibly, only a female can excrete with such dignified grace. Her behaviour during this entire process in which she produces a perfectly clove shaped excreta. You should watch her do it. She has often engrossed me during the time I pretend to have a bath.