Does Anyone Need This? I Don't

The End of any Loving Relationship:-

1) I will do this for you, only if you do that for me

2) I am doing this rotten thing to you because remember the time when you did something similar to me?

3) I will see to it that I squeeze out your ego from you

4) I am free to do what I want, but you have to ask me before any step you take.

5) You should feel blessed that you have met me, you would never have met anyone as good as me otherwise

6) I will not behave normally unless you apologise 22 times, rubbing your nose on my feet.