Just Shut Up and Die!!

Does anybody understand what is it with newly established couples? Why is it that they simply must have to flaunt their brand new couplehood to the whole world?

I was at this friend's birthday party the other night, and one couple felt it their moral birthright to keep talking about each other, mocking at each other with twinkles in their eyes, play flirty games with each other, narrating to an absolutely disinterested audience as to how they fought in Pune and patched up in Goa, and how they never ever want to go to Pune again as they are too superstitious about fighting with each other all over again because they simply cannot afford to lose each other, and how another holiday to Goa will be welcome anytime, and how he is so extra friendly with her mother sharing a beer or two with her on sunday afternoons, and how his dad sends her naughty SMSes, and how she is always cross with him because he never sends her any SMSes and thats why his dad is so much more sweeter, and how he has the more easier job, and how nice it is of him to drop her back home every night, and how despite having radically disparate tastes in food , wine, music, movies, books, people, places, and various other matters unworthy of a mention they still are so much in love with each other and how they cant stop getting surprised and wondering exactly what is it that binds them, and how all that is probably true love, and then end up sighing, smiling, cuddling and nuzzling each other all over again in full view of the rest of the party who had all by now abandoned them to their corner because all of us were only TOO BORED putting up with their sopoforic display of endearing love, which they went about conducting and blabbering about without even trying to gauge if anyone of us was actually interested in giving a patient hearing to their bunkum. AAARGHHHHH!!