My pompous friend

Satya my friend goes on and on about himself. This is a sample of his talks...

"I stopped working for that afternoon newspaperbecause i became much sought after and at the risk of becoming a page three celebrity myself, something too dreadful and fairly nauseating. Marriage was never on the cards for me, but mind you that does not necessarily mean that there was a dearth of proposals. Girls have been throwing themselves at me left right and centre, ever since puberty"

I took a quick lookat his 39" waist, sagging boobs-one of which pointed to the south west and the other to the south east, ebbing hairlineand said, "yes, i believe you Satya, you were always the smooth ladykiller. There wasnt any girl who could resist your charms.

" It was really nice meeting you Satya."

"Yes Prem, in fact I didnt know wh would be such a nice guy. I found you quite stuck up in college."

Whew..................